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Taeyang: Why are you talking about Samsung all of a sudden?
Seungri: Because they provide service until their customer is satisfied."
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cheesyrogue:

cheesyrogue:

i made a new skyrim character whose main goal in life is to steal all of the cheese in skyrim for herself

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she hasn’t gotten very far yet but she’s off to a good start

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three cities worth of cheese… i’d call that progress

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The first thing I want to say is thank you. Thank you to the nine of you who have provided us fans with so much love, laughter, and happiness. I know it must be difficult, being the nation’s girl group and having all this pressure on your shoulders, but the most important part is you never gave up. Thank you for your strength. It’s been a wonderful 7 years, and I hope to keep seeing SNSD flourish for the next years to come. #9irlsGenera7ion #Unbreakable

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awwww-cute:

Today my boyfriend bought a label maker

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Today my boyfriend bought a label maker

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How To Recognise Famous Painters According To The Internet

Art history has never been so easy! Reddit user DontTacoBoutIt  posted a series of famous paintings and gave short but hilariously accurate explanations on how to recognize their authors. According to him, Da Vinci’s works can be recognized by the bluish mist and locations reminiscent of Lord of The Rings movies, while Rubens’paintings can be identified by the figures’ large behinds.

Though some may fault them for being gross over-generalizations, these descriptions take the recognizable essence of each painter’s work and put it in very easy words that anyone can understand and, more importantly, remember.

But even more exciting is that commenters on Reddit and Imgur started sharing their own ideas for artist identification. It seems like they won’t stop until every artist in the world is explained. 

  1. If everyone is beautiful, naked, and stacked, it’s Michelangelo.
  2. If everyone in the paintings has enormous asses, then it’s Rubens.
  3. If the images have a dark background and everyone has tortured expressions on their faces, it’s Titian.
  4. If everything is highly-contrasted and sharp, sort of bluish, and everyone has gaunt bearded faces, it’s El Greco.
  5. Dappled light and happy party-time people, it’s Renoir.
  6. If everybody has some sort of body malfunction, then it’s Picasso.
  7. it’s If the painting could easily have a few chubby Cupids or sheep added (or already has them), it’s Boucher.
  8. lIf you see a ballerina, it’s Degas.
  9. If you see a ballerina, it’s Degas.If it’s something you saw on your acid trip last night, it’s Dali.
  10. If every painting is the face of a uni-browed woman, it’s Frida.

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cyberlocc:

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whitegirlsaintshit:

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nowyoukno:

Source for more facts follow NowYouKno

How many are gay and single tho? 

How many are gay period? I can work with a married man

how many want to get sucked up?

how many aint got no kids?

how many have a subpar home security system


Questions that need answers!!

mydamnblogposts:

cyberlocc:

tasteslikecum:

whitegirlsaintshit:

uncle-tomfoolery:

setfabulazerstomaximumcaptain:

nowyoukno:

Source for more facts follow NowYouKno

How many are gay and single tho? 

How many are gay period? I can work with a married man

how many want to get sucked up?

how many aint got no kids?

how many have a subpar home security system

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Questions that need answers!!

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